Sorry, everyone. I've been working on more stuff that I'm not allowed to show you. Plus all the shit that comes with the holiday season. I need a vacation from life. >_<

So guess what! I'm finally going to do another art show! So all of my San Diego friends better come and see me at Devil's Night Ball III on the 30th! I'm also going to the Zombie Prom on the 31st, so you buttheads better come and see me there, too. I've been so inactive lately, so I'm really excited that I'm finally getting back to work. Oh! And I do have another painting in the works, so you'll all get to see that soon, too. PLUS I'm getting ready to do another contest over at my club, Devilesque, , so feel free to join up and win something weird. Isn't all of that crap just amazing?

Hey! I writed a something...so...you know...you guys better go look at it, and tell me what you think, or I'm gonna cry.

*UPDATE*
Okay, so I made some changes to the formatting of my lovely horrible story already, just for the sake of making it a bit easier to read. But I notice now that only a randomly selected bunch of the corrections I made actually "took." I have no idea why DA has such awful, awful issues when it comes to posting written things!!! GAAAH! Oh well, it's still a bit easier to look at than before, so go check it out. -_-

So, I finally did it. I joined the Facebooks. If anyone wants to try to find me on there, you're more than welcome. I don't really use my regular "EaterOfWorlds" screen name over there, so just look for Gina Curtis. That's my name, after all. Although I think it would have been funny to list myself as something stupid like "Juan Santos." I think I'd probably piss a lot of people off doing something like that, though. Especially since, knowing me, I would probably just fill my page (and everyone else's) with a bunch of "Me gusta mi tacos y burritos!" and then after I get run out of the proverbial town for that crap, I'll just start up a new page as someone named "Ting-li" And fill everyones wall with a bunch of "Ching chang chong" nonsense. Yeah, I think this is why everyone hates me...
(I'm not racist, I just think racist people are hilarious, and it's really fun to pretend)
(...on that note, I think I'm going to start calling everyone I meet a "dirty communist" and just see what happens)

Oh! and in other news, I'm doing another art show on Sunday! I know, fucking Sunday. Nobody's going to be there. >_<

This one isn't as funny as others but whatevs, I'll post it anyhow.
It all started when my sister and I went out to eat at some restaurant or another, and while we were gone my husband had accidentally locked himself out of the house, and since I wasn't there to let him in he was all pissy at me over the phone and had to wait out in the car until I got home. I brought him back some dessert to make everything better though. But I also told him he was a jerk to me and didn't deserve it. And then he felt sad, which is fine by me because he was being a jerk before and, frankly, that's what you get for being a jerk. But that's neither here nor there:

Tori: Was Curtis an Angry Agatha when you got home?
Gina: Nah, He was fine when he got his cake. I was the Angry Abner.
Tori: So why were you being an Angry Abner?
Gina: Because Curtis was a Bitchy Bertha
Tori: Aw, he was being an Ornery Ortiz
Gina: A Grumpy Gutierrez
Tori: A Pouty Peterson
Gina: A Curmudgeonly Carlos
Tori: A Disdainful Dante
Gina: A Distempered Daniel
Tori: A Ranklesome Raphael
Gina: Or a Rancorous Rudolph
Tori: Definitely a Vexing Vladimir
Gina: An Uppity Ulrich
Tori: A Loathsome Lancaster
Gina: Antagonistic Arturo
Tori: A Peeved Paulerton
Gina: Baleful Balthazar
Tori: A Tiffed Torvald
Gina: Pissy Petrov
Tori: A Whiney Wilbur
Gina: Miffed Montalvo
Tori: A Sordid Salazar
Gina: Snarky Seymour
Tori: A Flippant Frederique
Gina: Maddened Montblanc
Tori: A Quick-Tempered Quinton
Gina: Dreary Douglas
Tori: A Woeful Wilhelm
Gina: Wrathful Woodrow
Tori: A Blackhearted Baltrush
Gina: Hateful Hashem
Tori: I’m watching Watchmen, so we’ll have to continue this later.
Gina: I’m just going to say that I win.
Tori: Bullshit!
Gina: None at all.

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